Viceroy Miami Review

We’re just back from our girls’ getaway to Miami, where we stayed at the Viceroy in the downtown area.  The best thing about the hotel was the decor–the rooms, lobby and public spaces are light and airy, as befitting the climate, but don’t cross the line into austere. The bed was super comfy and the bathroom was enormous.

The pool at the Viceroy is on the 15th floor and while the hotel isn’t on the beach, there’s plenty of water all around. It’s within walking distance from the Epic Hotel and the delicious Zuma, a Japanese restaurant. (We not only saw Lebron James there–turns out our group kept him waiting for his table!) You can see the Mandarin Oriental from the pool.

Our main complaints about the hotel revolve around the pool. While there was plenty of seating, including comfy beds that easily fit our group of three, there are NO umbrellas. While there is plenty of shade, it moves around. So if you want to be in the shade all day, you’re going to have to chase it around. Plus, it made hard for all three of us to sit together when one wanted sun and the others didn’t.

The other—and—bigger complaint about the Viceroy is that the food, both at the pool and from room service, is really bad. At the pool, it’s served to you in a brown paper grocery bag and the food itself comes in flimsy plastic containers. It doesn’t taste good either. Sandwiches were dry and salad dressings were bland. On our last day, we went off property to nearby Rosa Mexicana because we all agreed we didn’t want to eat our last meal of the trip in Miami at the Viceroy.

The spa, however, was one of the most beautiful we’ve ever seen. Those are the plunge pools and hot tubs below. The gigantic yellow chandelier is the center piece of the room. Entrance to the spa is free for guests. We didn’t have time to experience a spa treatment on this trip.

What else? The crowd at the hotel was a mix–lots of Europeans and South Americans (who made for good eye candy), a handful of families and at least one bachelorette party. The scene at the hotel’s Club 50 was a bit too young for our tastes–we’re guessing 25 and younger. But the views from the 50th floor are certainly worth seeing.

Let us know if you have any questions about our stay!

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