Next time you’re staying in the same hotel as Katy Perry and want to stalk her, don’t call the front desk and ask for Katy–she goes by the alias Jerri Blank (Amy Sedaris’s character from Strangers With Candy.) Here are a few others we now know, thanks to People magazine.
Robin Thicke = Dirk Diggler
Ke$ha = Nut Roll, because, “that’s what my mom call her fat after the holidays”
Kelly Rowland = Bambi
Ryan Tedder from One Republic = Mr. Space Ghost is Dead
Jamie Foxx = Lawrence Welk